Friday, January 4, 2013

“Frieda and her zoo”




Someone suggested a blog on this so here I go.  I knew before I married her that Frieda was a stray pickeruper.  Once at the drive in restaurant she picked up what had to be one of the ugliest dogs ever.
      We have gone through a mob of dogs and cats in these 48 years.  Once she and the girls came home with what was called a Cabit.   Now I was assured that this barely weaned little thing with a stub for a tail and back legs longer than the front followed them home from all way across town.  Yeah, I bought that and a suspended bridge in San Frisco the same day.  The tail was not bobbed off as I thought but was born that way.  It seems that they are an Asian breed and has long legs for they originate in marsh country.
    The others were dogs and not really unusual but at the time we were buying dry and canned dog and cat food she was feeding every stray that came through the yard.
     She used to put out dog food on our carport for a big female coon.  Now our neighbor John Craddock had quite a garden and had electric wire around it to keep critters and especially Frieda`s coon out.  He finally set a trap and caught her.  The coon not Frieda. He took her to Obion creek bottom near Springhill and released her.  In a week she would be back begging on our back step.  We would have fed her by hand but I was afraid she would snap a finger. 
     One evening we looked out to check and she was there.  Frieda had already put out a plate for her but she ignored it.   She left and in a few minutes she was back with four or five babies.  She paraded them for a while and left again without eating.  In about the time it would take to nurse them and get them asleep she was back.  Ate her supper and left.  There can be no doubt that she brought them for the single purpose of showing them off.   She spent several years visiting us before it stopped.  She must have had a den in the woods behind us and near the town creek.  We have missed her visits. 
     Now she is feeding strays plus a big fat opossum that wants to be close to her so it took residence under the shed with the old feral cat that lives there and also mooches off us.  It is so big that it must be at least two generations removed from domestic.
     Now to the part I am writing this for.  The snake.  Lloyd Callison was doing some plumbing under the house and told me he found a snake but it had not been dead long for it was soft.  He said he brought it out and left it in the yard.  I looked and it was clearly in hibernation.   I told him not to tell Frieda for she might make me move thinking there were more.
     After he left she came home from visiting her mom and I decided I better tell her before she saw it and stroked on me.  Not my wife.  “Did he kill it.”  “Can we put it in a box and bring it in.”  “What do they eat?”  Mice and bugs.  “If we cannot bring it in can we put it back under the house?”  How about the shed?  “Won`t that be colder?”
     Needless to say she got a shoe box for bedding and a baby blanket to place under and over.  Naturally her snake had to have a NIKE box.  She fixed the top so it was cracked open so that if it makes it to spring it will be able to slide right out.  It is probably last years hatch as it was long but only about 3/4” thick.  Just a baby.
     Now that is not the end of the story.  This lady will stop right in the highway and run around front to pick up a terrapin or turtle and move it to the shoulder on the other side to keep it from getting run over.  Not considering that that may be where it came from.   I just hope she never encounters a big old alligator snapping turtle that can reach half way behind itself.  Fingers have disappeared that way.
     I do not even think Janie Howell is that bad.  She is a different kind of wife but she really is still a keeper but do not tell her that.

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